Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2019

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    #NeedToiletPaper

    #SanitaryPads

    #WartRemover

    #MustacheRemovingCream

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    Otto Knowbetter  almost 5 years ago

    Send one that says “Hello, this is Rachel with cardholder services.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow, an original tweet. Bird and all.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    With that royal chin, their lips won’t even touch…..

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    #too scared to fight whatever creatures may be guarding you

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    dadlivonia  almost 5 years ago

    She seems to be anxious to unleash the twins

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    Travel-Monkey  almost 5 years ago

    I’m confused. What is a “#kiss meal ready” ?? Is this some kind of sweet dessert?

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    joefearsnothing  almost 5 years ago

    I watched a rerun of “Pretty Woman” last pm…again and in the last scene Richard Gere, aka the prince, climbs the fire escape and rescues Julia Roberts, aka the lonely princess, and he says “what happens now?” to which she replies “She rescues him right back”!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think her hair is going to have to get a little longer before anyone can rescue her…

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