Fat Cats by Charlie Podrebarac for May 13, 2019

But she’s only happy when she wins….

and she only purrs when she’s happy,

and she’s only affectionate when she’s purring.

And she only pats your shoulder when she’s affectionate.

If you want more than a pat on the shoulder…

Those battleships have gotta go DOWN.

Moe Scratch is wearing his unlucky bolo tie.

I LOVE that bolo tie! Ha!

We gals are just winners!