Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 09, 2019

shout shout, let it all out

Flashbacks to childhood enemas.

you beady eyed frog in the slot by the mirror…

go get a donut to sit on.. dunk your hunk of skunk junk….

… and here I thought that Teresa didn’t know Travis Scott lyrics…

…and this is called, the dupa…

… beatnik poetry: to dig the beat/ to did the sound/ to get the booger off my finger…

… worthless ammo: a thousand spoons and all I need is a knife…

… knife?…

…you call that a knife?…

…the answer to a woman is buying ham is always the prince is spreading the jam….

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…it’s not so much about what dogs don’t do, but it’s more about what dogs do do…

…something went wrong please try again later…

…don’t worry, it happens to all of us…

… “man in the mirror- that’s right-aaah”….

…when all truth is spin, there is not truth…

…except for I am the truth, the light and the way…

…my marriage is like cottage cheese: she gets the elevator/ I get the shaft…

… forget Ming, Dale’s with me…

Frog applause is not as random as you think it salad

I nominate “Something Went Wrong” as the understatement of the year.

(with or without the exclamation points)

Sink…sank…sunk, . Is that the “My Pillow” guy looking through my mirror? Doesn’t look like he slept well last night.

Once you stop swallowing your mouthwash you can begin the fortnight countdown to making sense. In the mean time, wax poetic.

Vicious

You hit me with a flower

You do it every hour

Oh, baby, you’re so vicious

Postbellum atrabilious.

And I think that guy in the mirror must be the grandson of the guy who cried “Mona!”.

There’s been too much bile spewed of late & I’d comment further, but Squirrel.

This is an unclassified veritable potpourri, etc. etc. etc. etal …!

The only thing I learned today is that Sunk rhymes with Punk. I’m one step closer to being a rhymester.

’Tis a very, very busy ’toon today! So much going on, coming off, or even Going Wrong!

I am concerned about worthless ammo and violated baby bottoms. As for one’s liver…; well, I find this whole giant Dog Cake to be beyond bilious….

Cause they’re nuts?

I’m still raving about dog cakes!!!

Get that thermometer away from that baby’s bottom. Technology has changed, I think.