Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 16, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    OTOH, sushi for Father’s Day!

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    The fry are hiding in papa’s mouth, right?

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    I must say I really enjoyed having the kids for dinner this Father’s Day!

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    Stocky One  almost 5 years ago

    “Honey, I ate the kids.”

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    It seems hard to swallow.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s not a formula for the future.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    Guess he wanted fries with that.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ewwww

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Koi that aren’t coy.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Guppies?

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    And they say fatherhood can be a tankless job.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    “Aw, you didn’t save any for the rest of us!”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh, Mark… You’re living up to your reputation.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Those children’s names on the ’Father’s Day card’? It’s a menu!

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    The kids SHOULD supply dad with dinner on Fathers’ Day.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He could be a siclid! (not sure if spelled right) You know, mouth breeders!

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