FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 24, 2011

Dead man walking!

I think Quince likes her.

Dearly beloved we are gathered to remember the short life of…………………

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Aww, c’mon, you big sisters loved us cute little brothers. Remember that time I, forget it.

For that little big lie, you deserve what you’re getting Jason.

I’m just amazed that the story broke within seconds of it happening.

Slow news day, obviously.

In this case, action is the framework in which time happens and not vice versa. Rather like ancient Hebrew and Greek, that. :)

I think Paige should just chill! I think Quincy is cute!

I really do not understand how Paige can dislike Quincy.

You can tell it isn’t CNN, Fox or MSNBC or their ilk.

“In other news a boy, in obvious protest to Government policy, is hanging out his window. A lizard-like creature is suspected in instigating the event, but the connection between the boy and Godzilla is not clear at this time. Sources close to the lizard speaking under the condition on anonyminity cite that a possible jail break might be involved.

The Obama administration has not yet issued a comment and denies all allegations of a coverup. A spokesman for the president said, “What lizard?”

Hear what our panel of experts has to say about the lizard and how the protest may affect the price you pay at the pump.

Film at 11.”

Uh oh, that can’t be good, poor Jason.

@Wallaby Well you do know what REAL iguanas look like. They probably freak her out.