The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 26, 2011

Dr. Fang - SCARY!

Wonder how much an hour Dr. Fang charges?

Yes Eno, Hugh Hefner was a friend to lots of us.

To be fair, Marlene Janssen was good-looking, even by playmate standards.

I explained to my kid’s psychologist why a certain poster of Pam Anderson was modern art. She was a critic

I wonder how Miss November ‘82 looks now.

My playmate changed from month to month. Strange, isn’t it.

Sounds like most males. Young and old. Some things never change.

Bdaysuit - Are you still right handed?

Kidding.

I was Miss November 1982!!

Um… is Miss November the reason he has a box of Kleenex on his lap?!?

I always liked Miss Hustler.

I was thinking the same thing lalas!

GROG….Miss November ‘82 IS that woman in lavender on yesterday’s jury!!!!!!! No wonder Eno was disoriented.

NAME: Marlene Janssen BIRTHPLACE: Rock Island, Illinois USA BUST: 34” WAIST: 24” HIPS: 34” HEIGHT: 5’ 9” WEIGHT: 125 lbs BIRTHDATE: 2 September 1958 AGE AS PLAYMATE: 24

AMBITIONS: To succeed, to make others happy and to travel and see as much of the world as possible. TURN-ONS: Onions, warm sunshine on the hot sand, green surroundings, experiencing, traveling. TURNOFFS: Being alone, L.A. freeways at 5 p.m., cavities, pollution, cloudy days. FAVORITE MOVIES: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Pink Floyd The Wall, E.T., The Extraterrestrial. FAVORITE PERFORMERS: Bob Seger, Jack Nicholson, The Cars, Eddie Zip, Frisbee free-stylers. FAVORITE SPORTS: Frisbee (really anything physically stimulating). IDEAL MAN: Understanding, caring, loving and fun to be with. SECRET FANTASY: Whatever happens happens – it better be good

(Mine is Miss January 1971) - Don’t get your bleeeps in a bunch, GoComics - the link is to a Wikipedia entry, which is safe for work.

That’s why people buy dogs… with glasses