In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 23, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    I’m so old I remember when managers “got the hook” instead of “deployed the claw”.

    (or the craw, if you’re a ‘Get Smart’ fan)

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    You do need a good sky hook though…

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    forsyth  almost 5 years ago

    I think a trap door would be funnier.

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    How does that thing affect the infield fly rule?

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    All Players: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!

    Player #1: The claw is our master.

    Player #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

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    Obi-Haiv  almost 5 years ago

    If he’s as “good” with the Skill Crane as I am, that pitcher will be on the mound another couple of innings. “Almost… almost… dang it!” Now, I’m out of quarters.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Cardinal’s starting pitchers?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Those scams never work.

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    finnygirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those claw machines for stuffed animals often are a rip-off. But in my home town years ago, there was one in a restaurant owned by a nice lady. When she would see a child come in, such as my little nephew, she would adjust something on the back of the machine that made it easier to win. Nephew always went home with a stuffed animal, and I thanked her! (Since I was one of the ones providing quarters for him, lol!)

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