Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2019

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    “I need it before bed time.”

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It would be cheaper to go back to the carnival and try to win another. (Seriously)

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    “Sorry Rodney, you need to see the seamstress next door.”

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    docforbin  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if Garfield takes Pookie over to him when he needs to be mended?

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder what toy bears were called in the days before Teddy Roosevelt after whom they were named.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    This one sent shivers up my spine!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Teddy emergency. Hurry man!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    “Yeah, but you’ll have to leave it overnight!”

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    Awww, Teddy had a blowout.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 5 years ago

    a year or two back I was visiting the cavalry battlefield in Gettysburg PA-away from the main park. Driving out there I passed “Battlefield Taxidermy” now this being rural PA I’m sure this is for local hunters to bring in prizes etc. BUT since his sign did have pictures of generals on it, I couldn’t help but wonder if you could stop in and pick up a stuff Longstreet or maybe a little bit of Dan Sickles.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    No guts …no gore…..just stuffing….

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “That taxidermy man, he gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brought him”——Quint

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Rodney found Bobo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GQmXINgPQY

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    catsrule411  almost 5 years ago

    I’m seriously disappointed that wiz’s actions yesterday didn’t actually happen.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We don’t use Teddy Bears, we have stuffed penguin toys – seriously!

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Taxidermatologist…

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