Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 18, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    History records that the role of “Jon” was first played by Chester A. Arthur.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Did he like lasagna too?

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Huh? Oh, I get it, you guys had a President Garfield, right?

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yes. He served as president until he was was assassinated.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    “Garfield Minus Garfield”

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    Cloudchaser  almost 5 years ago

    There was also Hetfield the Cat. Like Garfield but with a face resembling Metallica’s lead singer

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    Mondays are tolerable if lasagna is involved.

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    GreenT267  almost 5 years ago

    Somehow, I see this as a sort of tribute to “Grumpy Cat”, who passed away a few days ago . . .

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    His monument is beautiful at Lakeview Cemetery and his summer home is still a tourist attraction in Mentor Ohio.

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    stevek Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not really funny.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Monday Monday, can’t trust that day.”

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    gileshead  almost 5 years ago

    So, I guess he was assassinated in 1881?

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