Try second hand to do the job. I would go for the real thing and get a sketch artist with a military flashlight for the camera, right Alan Funk…smile at night vision on black ice.
Memesis and nonsensual similarity is fine for stick insects and angler fish, and I do admit to enjoying dressing in camouflage to fool nightvision spy’s, but you can keep your krab and silicone, save it for karaoke night. Rhetorical triangles and metamemesis is frogapplause fodder.
Pilot near Las Vegas Spots ‘UFO’ Only Visible through Night Vision Goggles
An air ambulance helicopter pilot reportedly witnessed an unidentified flying object while flying over Las Vegas at 9 p.m. on March 17th.
The pilot of Mercy Air 21, an Agusta 119 Koala helicopter, was flying approximately 15 miles west of Las Vegas when he spotted “some sort of object over the Southern Hills area” that was only visible through his night vision goggles.
Pilot: “Just to advise, it looks like I have some sort of object over the Southern Hills area. Looks to be about 7,000 feet; could be a balloon or something along those lines. It’s unlit, so just advise.”
Air traffic control: “Okay, I’m not seeing anything in that area, but it’s tough to say, like you’re saying there’s something out there.”
Pilot: “Yeah, I can only see it—I’ve got night vision goggles on—I can only see it through the goggles.”
Air traffic control: “Oh, that’s awesome.”
“The Southern Hills” refers the Southern Hills Hospital and Medical Center, a hospital in the southwest corner of the Las Vegas metropolitan area.
According to the available positioning data, the helicopter was flying at an altitude of 7,000 feet and was around nine miles away from the hospital; the object was at about eye-level for the pilot, meaning it was at a similar altitude, and hovering over the hospital would place it approximately nine miles from him. The altitude and distance would seem to make a misidentified balloon unlikely, but it’s impossible to say without knowing the object’s size.
Multi-tasking once again, ordering stuff when maintaining a balancing act in the moonlight. Are you approaching your vehicle? How will you ever reach for the keys to your vehicle with your busy multi-tasking hands full.?
Imitation lobster meat sounds unappetizing, but maybe it’s what’s in CIA field rations these days. From whom do I order my night-vision spy camera; from CIA inventory management division? From Pentagon procurement, secret division, camera unit, spy desk, covert communication center? Or from Best Buy?
Are any of these transactions legal if carried out from within Froglandia?
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
All in a day’s work for Jane Bond.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
Surimi is pretty nasty stuff, but it’s better than a Big Mac.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
Garden salad, please. Large. Vinegar and oil. Sit with me.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
My Favorite Part™ was that fancy pants lowercase b.
Ray*C almost 5 years ago
Yummm…tastes like chicken!
WaitingMan almost 5 years ago
“Do Imitation Lobsters Scream When You Boil Them?” Little known alternative title to Philip K. Dick’s “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Did she ask a genie for a sausage nose?
Arianne almost 5 years ago
As long as it’s genuine Gunpowder Gelatine, the meal is guaranteed to blow your mind.
For, all that’s best of dark and bright meet in her lobster aspic and her eyes.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
Pepto-Bismol® for when you need to counterbalance imitation lobster meat.
(What is imitation pollack made from?)
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Hey … red mixed with green DOES make brown … I always found that to be counterintuitive somehow ….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Try second hand to do the job. I would go for the real thing and get a sketch artist with a military flashlight for the camera, right Alan Funk…smile at night vision on black ice.
6turtle9 almost 5 years ago
Memesis and nonsensual similarity is fine for stick insects and angler fish, and I do admit to enjoying dressing in camouflage to fool nightvision spy’s, but you can keep your krab and silicone, save it for karaoke night. Rhetorical triangles and metamemesis is frogapplause fodder.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Synthetic lobster meat made in our labs using a secret ingredient. And if we told you we would have to blank your memory.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
I hear that you can see the flying saucers with the night vision goggles.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Pilot near Las Vegas Spots ‘UFO’ Only Visible through Night Vision Goggles
An air ambulance helicopter pilot reportedly witnessed an unidentified flying object while flying over Las Vegas at 9 p.m. on March 17th.
The pilot of Mercy Air 21, an Agusta 119 Koala helicopter, was flying approximately 15 miles west of Las Vegas when he spotted “some sort of object over the Southern Hills area” that was only visible through his night vision goggles.
Pilot: “Just to advise, it looks like I have some sort of object over the Southern Hills area. Looks to be about 7,000 feet; could be a balloon or something along those lines. It’s unlit, so just advise.”
Air traffic control: “Okay, I’m not seeing anything in that area, but it’s tough to say, like you’re saying there’s something out there.”
Pilot: “Yeah, I can only see it—I’ve got night vision goggles on—I can only see it through the goggles.”
Air traffic control: “Oh, that’s awesome.”
“The Southern Hills” refers the Southern Hills Hospital and Medical Center, a hospital in the southwest corner of the Las Vegas metropolitan area.
According to the available positioning data, the helicopter was flying at an altitude of 7,000 feet and was around nine miles away from the hospital; the object was at about eye-level for the pilot, meaning it was at a similar altitude, and hovering over the hospital would place it approximately nine miles from him. The altitude and distance would seem to make a misidentified balloon unlikely, but it’s impossible to say without knowing the object’s size.
https://www.singularfortean.com/news/2019/3/27/pilot-near-las-vegas-spots-ufo-only-visible-through-night-vision-goggles
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
Multi-tasking once again, ordering stuff when maintaining a balancing act in the moonlight. Are you approaching your vehicle? How will you ever reach for the keys to your vehicle with your busy multi-tasking hands full.?
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Imitation lobster meat sounds unappetizing, but maybe it’s what’s in CIA field rations these days. From whom do I order my night-vision spy camera; from CIA inventory management division? From Pentagon procurement, secret division, camera unit, spy desk, covert communication center? Or from Best Buy?
Are any of these transactions legal if carried out from within Froglandia?
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Wait, I got it! That’s either Betty Rubble or Frida Kahlo.