Mike Luckovich for April 26, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Once again, 72-year-old Donald Trump gets outsmarted by a 36-year-old kid (literally half his age).

    Two fat, spoiled brats with bad hair who both inherited everything from Daddy, but one listened and learned and the other lived a life of failure after failure until Vladimir Putin bought a presidency for him in exchange for state secrets.

    Now we learn that Trump pledged to pay a TWO MILLION DOLLAR RANSOM and all he ended up with was a comatose body that would be dead soon after arrival.

    What a slap in the fact for Otto Warmbier’s family and yet another capitulation from a weak, cowardly puppet. Another TRUMP SURRENDER.

    What a humiliating embarrassment for those still willing to admit the support this cataclysmic chaos.

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    B_Da Author Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well said. Trump is an embarrassment and a danger to America.

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    brwydave Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Tiny does know how to drive a hard bargain and get great results.

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    shakeswilly  almost 5 years ago

    Trump would reply: YOU pay me $2 million and I’ll let you do the things Vlad does to me.

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t you just hear the Cheeto and lil’ Kim singing this duet? – “I’m a little despot short and stout. Here is my army, here is my pout. When I want attention, hear me shout. I make the whole world live in doubt.” Two pees in a pod. Whatever happened to “We will never pay ransom to terrorists” as a philosophy?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A $2 Million BRIBE to Lil’ Kim. Of course, NOW donnie is sitting in a corner, crying into his bankie and whining: “But…But…But…I just heard that Kimmie and Vlad are getting together and they won’t let ME play! I thought that we were all in love! They’re just a pair of meanies! I’m gonna hold my breath until I turn Blue! THAT’LL show those big bullies!!”

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    Has Trump responded to this yet? If not, will he respond himself or have Sarah do it?

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    fusilier  almost 5 years ago

    Trump? Pay?? He’ll just stiff him like he does everybody else.

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    James 2:24

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    John Barleycorn  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why should he give a rare ass, it’s not his money!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Make it 3 and you got a deal.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Trump’s shirt has the arrow pointing at himself.

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    John Barleycorn  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You can’t fix stupid but we can VOTE!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Every time I think of North Korea, I picture an infantile, bullying, megalomaniacal, dictatorial, narcissistic blowhard with his finger on the Big Red Button, capable of launching a global nuclear catastrophe. And then I also think of Kim Jong Un.

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    Mercy!  almost 5 years ago

    What about this—America should submit an invoice to them for a huge amount….oh, what the heck, let’s go with $100M, for the irreparable harm done to an American citizen while in their custody. And they can deduct the $2M from their payment.

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    Kip W  almost 5 years ago

    He’s been waiting for a chance to wear his “I’M WITH GULLIBLE” shirt anyway.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Does anyone really believe that Trump didn’t pay the $2 million ransom?

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    If you’re not careful, Kim, he’s going to get one that says “I’m With Fatso.”

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    gcottay  almost 5 years ago

    Putin will brief us so all is well.

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    robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Seems a fair price but the US should not be paying for it.

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    DIF20  almost 5 years ago

    we won the jerk of the year prize when the dummy moved into the WH.

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    Condoreggs Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Trump will get reelected or he’ll call the vote nonbonding and illegitimate.

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    Coopersdad  almost 5 years ago

    Donald tRump could get outsmarted by a newborn slug!

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