Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2019

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    And the king is a great and marvelous Fink.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    I can proudly say the same for my lawn. Neighbors tell friends that it is a fine example of what not to do.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    He who lives in glass houses…

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    The Pig And I – Poem by John Leroy Maxwell

    How well do I remember, it was just this past December,

    I was walking down the street in manly pride

    When my heart began to flutter, and I fell into the gutter,

    and a pig came up and lay down by my side

    As I lay there in the gutter, with my heart still in a flutter,

    a lady passing by began to say

    ‘You can tell a man who boozes, by the company he chooses’

    And the pig got up, and slowly walked away

    attributed to John Leroy Maxwell but could not find a bio on him, and my grandfather told me this over 50 years ago.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    He’s the measure against which you look good.

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    CitizenKing  almost 5 years ago

    There is something to said for a career as a drunkard. Yes, the pay is poor. But you work flexible hours and you are your own boss.

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    brklnbern  almost 5 years ago

    I thought the joke would be, the King says how do youfeel about me, and the Duke just is silent.

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