The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 23, 2019

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pinocchio was barking up the wrong tree.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Clothes? Again? Gee thanks…

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    What did you think he was going to get, an expandable nose mitten?

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    rush.diana  almost 5 years ago

    He was “pine-ing” for a new coat

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Great comments above.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    “Go ahead Pinocchio, try Itt on.”

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    Pinocchio’s starting to suspect that Geppetto’s gone from eccentric to barking mad.

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    Marblemouth  almost 5 years ago

    Yew know, I pine for a poplar coat like that to spruce me up.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    “Jimmy Crickets, Geppetto, have you seen my Uncle Douglas lately?”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 5 years ago

    I wooden like to see any more Pinocchio puns for a while.

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I thought Pinocchio was made from cedar … for that “clean boy smell.”

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    joegee  almost 5 years ago

    Wow. Great comments today! I’ve nothing to birch about.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    He’s gonna get needled by all his friends.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Heh, Geppetto has a chain saw!

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    All these puns? That’s it! I’m leafing.

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    artheaded1  almost 5 years ago

    I love the chainsaw in the background!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It is what real boys are wearing nowadays

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Today’s comments are quite illus-treeous.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    If he doesn’t want it, he can leave it to beaver…

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    SF Giants  almost 5 years ago

    Geppetto’s a lumberjack and he’s okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day…

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    mdmp22  almost 5 years ago

    I am not sure I get this

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Pinocchio is getting a little too nosy.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Kramer was right about going stag. Now, I’m wondering if Amazon-Prime sells kilts.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Stop needling the lad.

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    Needles to say, yew wont get to wear it.

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    I thought he had a wooden heart!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 5 years ago

    If he doesn’t like the coat, he can pack it away in his trunk.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Pinocchio really needs to let his xylem to be phloem.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I bet it sheds…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow – those needles actually look like animal fur!

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