Reminds me of the time when my 11-year old daughter decided to make herself a chocolate milkshake while I was at work. There was chocolate milkshake everywhere, including the ceiling. She had forgotten to put the lid back on the blender.
We once grew a bunch of tomatoes to make our own tomato sauce (She’s of Italian extraction; we use a lot of tomato sauce).
After blanching & peeling the maters, we put the first batch in the blender to liquefy. The stuff was still really hot. The blender had a glass pitcher – which was not really hot.
She tried to make an almond daiquiri for one of her guests, who was a doctor. But she ran out of almonds and substituted hickory nuts. The doctor took a sip, and said, “It’s pretty good, but what IS it?”
JoanHelen almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the time when my 11-year old daughter decided to make herself a chocolate milkshake while I was at work. There was chocolate milkshake everywhere, including the ceiling. She had forgotten to put the lid back on the blender.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Or get really kinky.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I can lick any daiquiri in the house!
ajakimber425 almost 5 years ago
It looks like she got axe there.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 5 years ago
We once grew a bunch of tomatoes to make our own tomato sauce (She’s of Italian extraction; we use a lot of tomato sauce).
After blanching & peeling the maters, we put the first batch in the blender to liquefy. The stuff was still really hot. The blender had a glass pitcher – which was not really hot.
Everything above countertop level was red.
MichaelHelwig almost 5 years ago
Lick it off her face.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So… it’s not the kind of party where you lick it off the hostess?
TheWildSow almost 5 years ago
She tried to make an almond daiquiri for one of her guests, who was a doctor. But she ran out of almonds and substituted hickory nuts. The doctor took a sip, and said, “It’s pretty good, but what IS it?”
That’s a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc!
psampson almost 5 years ago
I did this same thing years and years ago. The whole business is highly instructive, so it’s a mistake you make only once.
StephenRice almost 5 years ago
Boy, is her face red!