Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 29, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Have they thought about sending Calvin to summer camp?

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    You’d definitely lose that bet big time, Calvin.

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    JudyHendrickson  over 4 years ago

    boot camp would be better!!!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And if paint doesn’t work, try acid!

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Nope, you had a better chance with water.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mom knows how treat with the little brat .

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    I asked someone how he got flour into a balloon. He said that he filled a coke bottle with flour, inflated the balloon, attached the balloon the the coke bottle, flipped it over so the flour flowed into the balloon, and tied it off. You should be able to make a sugar bomb the same way.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ll take that bet, Cal. What are you offering?

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    Alondra  over 4 years ago

    You got off easy Calvin. I’d have grounded you for a month for that kind of insubordinate attitude!

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    bluram  over 4 years ago

    And I thought I was a problem as a kid, no comparison.

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    DaveG1960  over 4 years ago

    I’m surprised the balloon survived the landing, well done Calvin

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    Watcher  over 4 years ago

    It’s rough being a kid when you have a Mom that doesn’t feed you cookies.

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    PammWhittaker  over 4 years ago

    He’s just getting brattier and brattier… time for military school!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He won’t get any cookies but he’ll definitely get some hot cross buns!

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    Aaberon  over 4 years ago

    This is probably the perfect example of why she’s a stay at home mom: they can’t find anyone who will take him (except for the well-paid sitter).

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    rebroxanna  over 4 years ago

    ’You little thug"? A bit harsh from mom, but true.

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    johndifool  over 4 years ago

    Aren’t thugs Tracer Bullet’s mortal enemies?

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    TwilightFaze  over 4 years ago

    You fill it with paint and make that threat, kiddo, and I promise not only will you be cleaning up the mess, but you’ll be standing up for a year.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    We may be learning something here. He didn’t even ask before he sprayed Mom with the hose.

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    abesnake  over 4 years ago

    Such as Camp Lejeune?

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He might have been allowed out of his room by his 18th birthday if he had.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Calvin hasn’t really figured out the “Mom thing” yet. He would not have gotten cookies even if it had been filled with fissionable material.

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    bookworm0812  over 4 years ago

    Don’t bet on it, kiddo.

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    Scoutmaster77  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, escalation. That’s the ticket!

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    saje49  over 4 years ago

    Calvinpaintball

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    JohnFarson19  over 4 years ago

    If I had threatened my mother like that, there would have been little pieces of me all over the house. Not really, but I would have had a tender rump for a while.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    His pop at Confession and Priest’s reply: “Wow, no Hail Mary’s nor Our Father’s for you ever. And as soon as a time machine is invented, go back and pull out in time.”

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wonder if Hannibal Lecter’s middle name was Calvin?

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    That would have been more fun if Calvin had landed on the balloon.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Calvin definitely needs the board of education applied to the seat of learning for that remark to his Mom…

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    Martin 78  over 4 years ago

    My kids threatened me with water balloons and Super Soakers. Once. They learned two things. One: Dad’s crazy. Two: Dad and Mom paid for the house. So They can do s….. the kids wouldn’t dare! As they were sneaking thru the living room, I opened up on them from outside with the hose as they passed the open window.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 4 years ago

    Now mother is too strict in parting cookie with Calvin. What more can Calvin do?

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