This is false advertising. I have fake fingers. I put them in my rafter’s gloves and use them on Western river trips where the air is so dry it cracks the skin around your fingernails.
I may be non-plussed, as well as non-fake-fingered! When, pray tell, did I ever offer you fake fingers? Nay, not even a Middle Finger!
I assure you, I deal only in the Real Thing, fresh from the supplier! Just order up! Butter fingers? Just name your finger (but don’t call me Shirley)….
Bill Thompson almost 5 years ago
Who’s doing that? Let’s have some proper finger-pointing here!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I would give you the real finger but it would be censored.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How about a Walnetto and a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYG6L9jcFOE
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
https://66.media.tumblr.com/8fd7f82257127ab4f385ad8915186e68/tumblr_pq71ajO7nM1y62fmno1_640.gif
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
You can’t do the “cigarette through handkerchief” trick without one.
waycyber almost 5 years ago
Not the kind of tips to leave
Arianne almost 5 years ago
Do you need any body?
Day after day, doing the bad finger boogie, with a little help from my friends.
No matter what.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
He’s watching too close.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
OMG, Gramazone! That’s nothing like what I’d been searching for. Your algorithms are perplexing and inappropriate by far!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
I didn’t recommend them. I merely pointed out their usefulness at times.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
I don’t know, I think the lady kind are a delicious dessert.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How do you keep them in place? Nails?
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
placing fake fingers on your fingers then pulling fake fingers away from your fingers will set off fake farting sounds of whoopee cushions
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I want to get fake thumbs and stick USB drives in them. I will be able to call them thumb drives..
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Sixth finger, sixth finger, man alive, how did I ever get along with five?
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This is false advertising. I have fake fingers. I put them in my rafter’s gloves and use them on Western river trips where the air is so dry it cracks the skin around your fingernails.
Shame on Her. Shame.
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
The gummi ones are quite tasty.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
WHY …? Nice op art btw ….
6turtle9 almost 5 years ago
Ladies give out fake digits to douchebags. Proctologist’s give out fake digits as a parting gift.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
BTW:
Fishnet Friday!
https://nazztea.tumblr.com/tagged/Fishnet-Friday
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Normality has yet to be met here. Note in Froglandia, what is normal here isn’t necessarily normal where you come from.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I may be non-plussed, as well as non-fake-fingered! When, pray tell, did I ever offer you fake fingers? Nay, not even a Middle Finger!
I assure you, I deal only in the Real Thing, fresh from the supplier! Just order up! Butter fingers? Just name your finger (but don’t call me Shirley)….
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
If fake fingers are handmade, are they the product of a digital process?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
… Can’t fake a women on finger size ….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
cross those fingers, remember, double crossy’s go first…
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
I think our lameatrix has given us the finger.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
My Karlamea is in for thumbs up
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
fingers may not necessarily be trustworthy, don’t count on them
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Still fooling around with those fake fingers?!
Arianne almost 5 years ago
Another day, another victim of the bouleversement.
Do you see spots?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
I love this time of year in Froglandia when the eggs sacks are all hidden and the tadpoles have to go look for them.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
@Brass Orchid
Yes, rolling in the eggs then seeing who could leave the longest yolk trail while piloting a hovercraft was always one of my favourite events.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Nom, nom, nom!
I have this bad habit of nibbling on stale finger-food….
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Did we bite off the fingers of the hand that feeds us?
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
NOOO! I give up! Please, no more fake fingers! I’ll confess. I didn’t think we had such a ruthless Froglandian Secret Police and Cartooning Agency!