“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” . . . and the beat goes on . . .They’re rioting in Africa, they’re starving in Spain.There’s hurricanes in Florida, and Texas needs rain.The whole world is festering with unhappy souls.The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles.Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch.And I don’t like anybody very much!
But we can be tranquil, and thankful, and proud,For mans’ been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud.And we know for certain that some lovely daySomeone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away.
They’re rioting in Africa, there’s strife in Iran.What nature doesn’t do to us, will be done by our fellow man.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
If you sleep with Pepto or the equivalent sitting on the nightstand next to you, something is wrong.
DanFlak over 4 years ago
As I pour coffee down my esophagus, I think, “Gentlemen, start your engines!”
Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago
They couldn’t pay me enough to do your job, Aunty.
1953Baby over 4 years ago
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” . . . and the beat goes on . . .They’re rioting in Africa, they’re starving in Spain.There’s hurricanes in Florida, and Texas needs rain.The whole world is festering with unhappy souls.The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles.Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch.And I don’t like anybody very much!
But we can be tranquil, and thankful, and proud,For mans’ been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud.And we know for certain that some lovely daySomeone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away.
They’re rioting in Africa, there’s strife in Iran.What nature doesn’t do to us, will be done by our fellow man.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Couldn’t wait until after coffee?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
The hell with it, I’m going back to bed.
Chris Sherlock over 4 years ago
Just don’t get out of bed, Aunty. Problem solved!
bakana over 4 years ago
See? That’s why I always sleep until Noon.