Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 20, 2019

Do as I say, don’t do as I do!

You don’t look bad in orange. But come on now… PINK HAIR…?

Because you are in orange, they finally must have caught up with you. I’ll send you a file cake, Aunty.

Orange is my favorite color. . .never been inside a jail. . .what would it be like for a 70s+ eddicated wuman. . .no housecleaning, no washing, no cooking, stay in my cell and read. . .do crafts???? (I’m assuming my ignorance is bliss, right?)

I’ve said this to myself many times

Still, to be safe, make yourself scarce, Walt…

I always heard Aunty’s commentary boiled down to “if you don’t have the time, don’t do the crime.” Short, simple and to the point!

I visited my brother in jail once – ONLY once. He agreed. I didn’t QUITE have a panic attack (I have CONTROL ISSUES!), but it was close. Four doors locked behind me going in.

I’m a GOOD girl, I am!

If I get tempted, I sit down, figure out how to get the deed down, list pros and cons and expenses, and, by the time I’m done, I decide it isn’t worth the effort. Not worried about getting caught, I’m thorough. Just not worth the effort.

I’m a GOOD girl by default?

I’m sure Walt is saying the same things.

I’m wearing Orange right now. (But I’m not in the “Grey Bar Hotel”).

Not Netflix in jail? Apparently they haven’t read about Epstein lately. It seems that jail for the wealthy and jail for the poor are quite different things. In Muncie we had a rich crook charged with 33 counts of crimes. He got two years in Epstein’s so called ’Jail."

Of course, sometimes, you have to make the Sacrifice for the Greater Good.

Every time I see SJW protests I tell myself this.

Besides, prison dating sucks…..

Long time ago, I was watching a movie about a woman in prison and she said she couldn’t have lip balm there. Right then and there, I decided I couldn’t kill my husband.