Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 27, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “OK, then – I’d like to substitute you for another waiter.”

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    “Can we substitute this table for a seat at the bar”?

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    c.davies  almost 5 years ago

    I like how she thinks!

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    PLEASE!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Screw this place! Let’s pick up a Black Box and frozen pizza on the way home.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a limit on swapping, ya know

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Well, there goes your tip, bub.

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    Well if I cut down on your tip, do you think I can afford it?

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t whine about it.

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    Stocky One  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like there’s going to be some whining and dining…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Hilarious! You don’t want your waiter to become agi-tatered.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 5 years ago

    Hey! You wanna stay in business? Then remember, “The Customer’s Always RIGHT!”

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    Spock  almost 5 years ago

    Just order red wine and cheese, then you do not have to replace bad food with something more sensible.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do you have bottomless wine glasses?

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    Is she crazy?! Why would anyone want to substitute broccoli for asparagus?!

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