Sounds like a Hollywood movie. Better make sure that’s him in there, and not a fake. Tell him to turn on his location so you can track him. However, if it goes straight down, better let him go, he’s beyond your help!
Once in a while, someone in the world awakens at their own funeral. And older coffins, at least, are found to have scratch marks on the inside. But they’re never buried with phones, so this is still a valid joke.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Sounds like a Hollywood movie. Better make sure that’s him in there, and not a fake. Tell him to turn on his location so you can track him. However, if it goes straight down, better let him go, he’s beyond your help!
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Quick, somebody get me a stake and some garlic!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The mortician is just having a little fun. They’re like that.
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
A scene from Senor Wences’ funeral(had he lived a few more decades).
ptnjbrown almost 5 years ago
Text back: " Knock three times so I can find you."
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
Now that would be cool.
2peabody1 almost 5 years ago
good gag..
robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No one speaks to anyone directly anymore.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No. His phone number has been hacked.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is his name ‘Dick’?
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Once in a while, someone in the world awakens at their own funeral. And older coffins, at least, are found to have scratch marks on the inside. But they’re never buried with phones, so this is still a valid joke.
pamela welch Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Funny!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened to some people
cwg almost 5 years ago
This gives me an evil idea, for when I pass on.