Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 16, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Everybody’s got a story. It’s what makes them interesting.

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    NEVER tell someone that their story is not true, just tell a bigger one about yourself.

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    Patlet  almost 5 years ago

    I love the toilet drink!

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Being a dog, he probably ate it, too.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Did you see Dane Fonda?

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    We listened the first time you told this story and the second time, but we draw the line at the third, fourth, fifth and sixth times.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    “You realize, they poop right on the floor?”

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Another version of ‘the fish that got away’ on the detention side.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    “Good thing my owner came when he did. We were planning to bust out of that joint! We had plans to dig a tunnel…”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    KENNEL SURVIVAL SKILLS. Pick a fight with the biggest Doberman on your first day. Nobody messes with you after you get back from the Infirmary.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Ralph’s gettin’ a bit nosy.

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