Monty by Jim Meddick for April 15, 2019

The spirit animal has additional “fleece”.

There is no getting away from society. The moon will have an ATM before it has a manned base.

If we pay extra can we avoid the drum circle?

People who have money to burn will always find people with matches.

We expect you to take something away with you, but we will make every effort to minimize that, and lighten your burdens.

The money is in the banana stand.

Forked tounge to entice SILVER SPOONS !

If I pay the $500, can I get a chakra rebalancing included?

Not just an ATM, but a Saloon, Cat House and Pawn Shop.

Make sure there’s a way to get out of that sweat lodge. Those things can kill you.

The Yogi is just out from a successful 18-month stretch following his performance at Fyre Festival.

Is that some kind of fancy “yurt” behind him? SUCKERS! :)

Better than a 9,000 dollar pew seat at a Joel Olsteen service.(I am not kidding)

We are material beings so being against materiality is counter intuitive.

Sounds about right.

I hope Monty did not neglect to bring his credit card and/or checkbook….

Haha! I just had such a spiritual meditation! I can’t wait to monetize it!

The guy who in the 1880s (?) (too lazy to look it up) predicted the end of the world made a killing selling special robes for the event. After all, who would need money? Apparently the guy. His cult lives on, as Seventh-Day Adventists.

Okay, Millerites, circa 1840. So I did look it up.