Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 12, 2019

Pillage? Is that the new term for a retirement community?

At least the pill containers are child proof. That makes it a worthwhile challenge.

Haha! “Pill-age”.

Neither does “loo-t”, I’d wager!

… And sacking a village is just a drag.

I love this! So funny! It’s definitely going into our vernacular!

Kudos!

This one’s going on the fridge.

the word “COOL” has 2 meanings… 60 years ago.. and still today..

Thank goodness for PILLage, back in the day there was NILage

You know you are getting old when you need a quart of water to take your morning pills.

My mom only takes one prescription pill a day. She’s 87.

Pillage … Pill Age. I am reaching the age of pills as well.

Wow….this strikes close to home! ;o[

After the pill-age, he hits the sackage.

Yea, but how do you open this thing?

“Ask your doctor if Sackitol is right for you.”

This is too funny. And yet, so true. :)

Remember, pillage before burn, BEFORE!

And you know you’re getting up there age-wise when, filling out forms or applications, you assume “Sex” is a gender question and not an offer.

These are some of the best comments I have seen recently! Thank you all for the laughs. :o)

I guess I’m an old Viking then, I doing a lot of pillaging.

Now let’s go open some SPAM

Neither does laying waste.

It’s in Fl!….it’s called The Pillages

My pillage consists of Xyzal, alorvastatin (generic Lipitor), calcium, vitamin D and a multivitamin.

No raping unless they take their Viagra.