Note to children – protective cases to not make phones impervious to damage. I once saw a group of middle-school age children playing football with a phone “because it had a protective case”. Needless to say, it broke.
Half a century ago I worked one summer job with a guy who always carried an expensive SLR camera. Whenever he spotted an attractive young lady, he would ask permission to take her picture, then ask her to fill out a model release form. Now he had her interest, her name, her address, and her phone number. He was quite successful.
He told me that he explained his system to one of his less successful friends and that friend promptly went out and bought ………….. a Kodak Instamatic.
Once upon a time, a very bright woman friend with benefits explained it all for me. It seems that nice guys are simply boring. The bad boys are interesting and keep one’s attention because they are rather unpredictable, a little bit dangerous, and a challenge to control. Makes some sense, I guess, but…
or maybe it is because you are a pig and you expect the beautiful women to want you. popular media seems to focus on idea of the beautiful woman falling for the dorky guy when the dorky guy isn’t open to falling for the dorky woman.
From personal experience…Don’t worry, It probably still works. This is an easy if expensive way of discovering if your bar has a wood or tiled floor. If the nachos and stucco walls had not alerted you earlier, you will now know,
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Now show what a rebel you are by bragging about not having AppleCare.
DarthRevan about 5 years ago
Note to children – protective cases to not make phones impervious to damage. I once saw a group of middle-school age children playing football with a phone “because it had a protective case”. Needless to say, it broke.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Pig, a man must convey self-confidence, security and demonstrate control, things like that make men attractive to women.
But I’m sure that you look delicious to both women and men.
hangedman about 5 years ago
You can’t help it if you’re unattractive. You’re just drawn that way.
Gent about 5 years ago
I thought women liked ham and bacon too.
Gent about 5 years ago
Why go after women, Pig? Are all female pigs extinct?
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
No woman likes you, Pig? Siri-ously?
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
bye bye Super Mario Run
Kveldulf about 5 years ago
Half a century ago I worked one summer job with a guy who always carried an expensive SLR camera. Whenever he spotted an attractive young lady, he would ask permission to take her picture, then ask her to fill out a model release form. Now he had her interest, her name, her address, and her phone number. He was quite successful.
He told me that he explained his system to one of his less successful friends and that friend promptly went out and bought ………….. a Kodak Instamatic.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Maybe they think you’re a sexist pig.
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
It always ends badly when Pig takes a risk!
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Pig don’t worry …. Be Happy ! …. Croc Power !
The Brooklyn Accent about 5 years ago
Pig just made a spelling error while trying to emulate James Dean: he’s a Rebel Without a Case.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
If you’re a jerk or have money or both then women love you.
well-i-never about 5 years ago
Standing on a swivel stool? It doesn’t get any riskier than that!
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
OK, so women don’t like you. What about pigs?
johndifool about 5 years ago
“This is my iphone! I am in complete and total thrall to Apple Inc. and their questionable business and tech design practices!”
Alexander the Good Enough about 5 years ago
Once upon a time, a very bright woman friend with benefits explained it all for me. It seems that nice guys are simply boring. The bad boys are interesting and keep one’s attention because they are rather unpredictable, a little bit dangerous, and a challenge to control. Makes some sense, I guess, but…
Queen of America about 5 years ago
I never understood the “bad boy” draw some females have.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
PIG just doesn’t get it! Always traumatized, especially with RATS advice……
garcoa about 5 years ago
When introduced to a woman, Pig should start the conversation by saying that he always uses protection, then whip out his phone to show them.
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Later on, Pig tries it at home!
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
They don’t make that model any more.
prrdh about 5 years ago
As Tim Allen has observed, men are pigs. As a man pig, Pig is doubly so.
dadlivonia about 5 years ago
If it is a 10, don’t even bother looking – it is toast
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Lots of women like bacon.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Try a dating app, Pig and just lie about yourself
dragonbite about 5 years ago
And then women wonder why they aren’t tender, follow rules or be safe.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
I need a protective case for my life.
Chris Sherlock about 5 years ago
Might want to try an Android, Pig…with or without a case.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Most like their men in pants, so I’ve been told. Being over 10 times past The Age Of Reason, I expect it’s true.
jvn about 5 years ago
I have drunk milk after the expiration date. The ladies love me… probably.
BubbleTape Premium Member about 5 years ago
or maybe it is because you are a pig and you expect the beautiful women to want you. popular media seems to focus on idea of the beautiful woman falling for the dorky guy when the dorky guy isn’t open to falling for the dorky woman.
Nick Danger about 5 years ago
“Bad Boy Syndrome” lives, sadly.
Warhaft about 5 years ago
Reminds me of Frasier on “Cheers” trying to be a bad boy, running around the bar yelling “I am running…with scissors!”
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Pig is actually Joe Btfsplk.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Just give up, Pig. You are a Born Loser. The proof of that is Pigita (ugh!).
Un-die Sweet Fanny!
robnvon Premium Member about 5 years ago
From personal experience…Don’t worry, It probably still works. This is an easy if expensive way of discovering if your bar has a wood or tiled floor. If the nachos and stucco walls had not alerted you earlier, you will now know,
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I only like guys who have Otter Box