In Security by Bea R. for March 29, 2019

Oddly, in context Sedine is Sylvester, while the cat is a random, wild pack of dogs. ✨

Cue the Music …

https://youtu.be/_jOtVy3t7-Q

Now where have I seen this before …? ✨❤️✨

https://youtu.be/ssSoB0tYwy0

Cover yourself in orange peel and extract! I heard cats can’t stand the stuff due to their sensative noses, although I guess with your wounds you’d be trading in a mauling for stinging.

With Sedine’s soft skin it’s a good thing the cat perfers to claw at her clothing, but if she’s wearing panties with fish on them this is gonna get ugly! XD

Policemen have a canine unit, firemen have canines with them, if mailmen took an example from them Sedine wouldn’t be in this mess.

Those Stilts don’t have ACME written on them do they?

This strip is rather stilted.

Hold onto your shirt, Sedine! We need to stay PG!

This is just a repackaged Garfield schtick.

A scantily clad mail deliverer on stilts. That is not something you see everyday.

“Oop” is the best you can do?

I know the Post Office pays well, but I don’t it is worth all that.

Sedine is pretty, cute and stubborn. Very Stubborn. I would have got some mace and fixed that cat.

Is there any cartoon character that uses stilts, and did not fail at it?

I was going to say, this is turning into a Looney Tunes cartoon. (Sedine’s face in the Warner Brothers “bulls-eye”… there’s an ending for this arc – if Warner Bros. lawyers don’t find out.)

With each attack she loses more of clothes?

This is starting to sound echii…

Try water next time.

Brilliant Bea! Not since Crazy Kat and Ignatz has there been a fight scene like the last panel. You know your comic history.

Hat, shoes, clothes, letters, mail bag, cat, Sedine… all in a tornado of titanic tumult.

Those stilts are pretty high. You could get a nosebleed, Sedine.

I just hope that she has on clean underwear…

That is one dedicated angry cat

She hit the ground so hard her multiple personalities were jarred loose.

I have a solution. She needs a super soaker filled with water and just enough vinegar to leave a scent.

Here are today’s lessons…

One – Cats can climb.

Two – Cats can jump.

Three – Cats can tear you to shreds.

With all that in mind, good luck to you.

And how was she going to reach the mail slots while on those things?

Poor Sedine will be as nude as a newborn before this arc is over…

This might be a situation where we don’t see a bright side…

I’m sexist