Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2019

You don’t know Rip, do ya?

He does have a tendency to wake up at inopportune moments.

Ka-HA!

Go Rip go. Get out of this mess you’re in!

I think this is the end. He was talking yesterday and now he’s unconscious again? That indicates severe brain trauma. He will never regain consciousness in time to save himself. Yes RIP Rip. It’s been a good run. From now on, only flashbacks and dream episodes of what might have been. Sniff.

They don’t come any more clueless than Frank. If you’re going to be in the bad guy biz, you should at least learn who the opposition is. I suppose he will. The hard way.

Wait. Are those…knuckles singing WHEELS ON THE BUS??!

To Quote Looney Toon’s: He don’t know Wip vewy well,,, Do He?

Hey, Frank? Ka-surprise! Rip did it just before this arc.

Tune in again tomorrow, when a zillion years have passed!!!!! 8^)

ka-zillion

She hasn’t been reading this strip very long.

Frank sure is naive. KA-NAIVE!

Rule 28 in the, Bad Guy Big Book O’ Rules, states the following: After you are sure you’ve beaten the good guy(s). Make sure to shout out your plans ( or confess your crimes ) as loud as you can!

Famous last words!

He don’t know him vewy well, do he?

Frank, Frank, Frank… You really are new to this strip, aren’t you?

HA! Got it now. He’s Rip’s evil twin!