The next step will be the car getting pulled over because there is a tail light out. When the trooper asks for her license, registration, and insurance information, Kellyanne begins talking. She talks and talks, and talks, then talks some more. Alternative facts, like she really only needs the one tail light, and the one that is out is actually infrared, so it is working, and what about Obama’s car, and Clinton’s recreational vehicle, etc., etc.
Eventually the investigators who open the trunk find Donnie’s suitcases stuffed with Rubles.
[Feel free to continue the story as you like, or retell it in your own style.]
Maybe they are “just asking for it” – to be paddled on the bare fanny with a magazine. When she does pull over you will be hearing a new mantra from both of them: “Me first, Me first”
This would be funnier if Kellyanne were more obviously a functional adult. But she’s already sold her soul to the Orange one which more or less proves to me that she’s not fully functional.
Zev about 5 years ago
Oh, so this is a problem now that someone is tweeting back at President Twitterfingers?
piobaire about 5 years ago
The next step will be the car getting pulled over because there is a tail light out. When the trooper asks for her license, registration, and insurance information, Kellyanne begins talking. She talks and talks, and talks, then talks some more. Alternative facts, like she really only needs the one tail light, and the one that is out is actually infrared, so it is working, and what about Obama’s car, and Clinton’s recreational vehicle, etc., etc.
Eventually the investigators who open the trunk find Donnie’s suitcases stuffed with Rubles.
[Feel free to continue the story as you like, or retell it in your own style.]
tbemont Premium Member about 5 years ago
In reality, she already is back there with them.
DaBoogadie about 5 years ago
Kellyanne in the drivers seat…funny, stupid funny.
Kurtass Premium Member about 5 years ago
A threesome?
brwydave Premium Member about 5 years ago
Maybe they are “just asking for it” – to be paddled on the bare fanny with a magazine. When she does pull over you will be hearing a new mantra from both of them: “Me first, Me first”
Vidrinath Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mike, if you think there is no “there” there then why draw it? You are giving it more oxygen.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Republican Clown Car
braindead Premium Member about 5 years ago
YOUR GUY, Gorrell!
Ain’t you proud?
Concretionist about 5 years ago
This would be funnier if Kellyanne were more obviously a functional adult. But she’s already sold her soul to the Orange one which more or less proves to me that she’s not fully functional.
thomaspryan about 5 years ago
Playground politics.