Phil Hands for March 21, 2019

Has anyone explained to lard-butt that NCAA DOES NOT MEAN “Nationwide Coalition of Albino Americans”???

Trump University has a very good chance of being invited to the White House for a feast of Bigly Macs. After all, Tiny declared that he was the club champion in a tournament at one of his clubs that he didn’t play in. I hear the trophy is displayed next to the collection of Time Magazine covers.

FAKE NEWS PHIL! EVERYbody knows that ONLY THE BEST players get accepted, attend, and play for Trump U. The FBI should be looking into the Other Teams for COLLUSION – believe me- many people MANY PEOPLE are saying the other teams are full of collusion! But all you see is the biased media reporting on things that actually happened instead of things I JUST MAKE UP AS I TALK….which is ENTIRELY WINNING!

Phony Trump U got away with a $25 million dollar slap on the wrist fine.

Wharton didn’t make the cut either – just a bunch of colleges from $#!+hole states…

Trump’s bracket is going to turn out to be accurate for every game.

The first time in history.

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And he’s going to reveal it right after the tournament is over.

As a left-handed lefty who collects and uses fountain pens without smearing, I must protest. Tiny is right handed and uses Sharpies.