Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 04, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Pig’s teachers are thinking about changing their profession.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    What is Pig’s wortest subject?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    No, Pig, it should be “de cattle.”

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    Kveldulf  about 5 years ago

    What is the singular of “cattle”? Serious question.

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    It seems to me that Pig’s parents bribed the authorities for him to enter the school.

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    SonicFan91  about 5 years ago

    And I thought yesterday was stupid. This is surplus to stupid requirements

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    jvn  about 5 years ago

    Golf clap.

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    finkd  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like Pig is taking punning lessons from Pastis.

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    Demoralizing: watching Pig’s attempts at de moralizing.

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    jackhammer165  about 5 years ago

    “How’s your grammar, Pig?” “Oh, she’s fine thanks….”

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    That’s why they are called "Black Angus " …. Croc Power !

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    Batteries  about 5 years ago

    “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

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    Little Caesar  about 5 years ago

    “De dog jumped over defense, defeat before detail.”

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Nothing can save you from the grammar nazis now, Pig! Jump over de-fence and get scarce!

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    gr8fuldean  about 5 years ago

    Him english use well smart.

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    Depot pig needs a support pet; a cattle make him feel better.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Good going, Pig. Let that colonial language have it!

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    I are Englishing more better as anybody!

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    rgelder  about 5 years ago

    Trump University grad

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    SnowCritter  about 5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/RejrrkrRShM

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    scottartist creator about 5 years ago

    When Pig finds out how ‘depot’ is replaced he’ll feel less smart.

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    asmbeers  about 5 years ago

    A quote from Mad Maxie the Dorkonaut.

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    Popcorn   about 5 years ago

    Pig,yer’ English teacher called…she is going to “su-ye!”

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    Ermine Notyours  about 5 years ago

    “I went to Home Depot to get some cattle manure.”

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    jmwe29  about 5 years ago

    Boom. And that’s why I read Pearls!

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    Trouble with grammar he has.

    Smart he is not.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Has depot ever been pronounced the way Pastis is using it?

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    chris_weaver  about 5 years ago

    The depot you go, the cattle you get!

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    The answer to the English quiz is contained in the first panel.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    PIG is swearing bullets….RAT watches in glee

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    Old27F20  about 5 years ago

    RUN Steph, RUN!!!! Rat’s in the shed lookin for the shovel!!

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    skipper1992  about 5 years ago

    My father was in the National Guard, and one year his annual training was at New Cumberland Army Depot. He came back with a t-shirt for me to wear, which my friend’s mother took one look at and quipped “so he was in de pot for two weeks?”

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    Moonyea  about 5 years ago

    Come on people, why you making this difficult: the female is a Filet and the male is a Rib Eye! Yummie!

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    57BelAir  about 5 years ago

    I would have guessed Pig Latin.

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    bigal666  about 5 years ago

    Pig and Trump had the same english teacher.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Pig looks a little the worse for wear. The last frame must be a Selfie.

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    El Cobbo Grande  about 5 years ago

    Oh, graduate of Trump U ?

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    Jml58  about 5 years ago

    Pig is still better in english than Larry.

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    Stream of conscience  about 5 years ago

    Cows

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is there no end to the barrel of puns from which Pastis dips deep daily?

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    ADNERB Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Snort”!!!!!

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I coulen’t not never have not said it better misself!

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    oakie817  about 5 years ago

    high school English teacher accused me of something I was innocent of (that time) I said “It ain’t me.” she turned and glared and said “It isn’t I!” I said, “Well, it ain’t me neither.”

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    jejsj  about 5 years ago

    Why?

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    dlsickels1959  about 5 years ago

    cow

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    It ain’t not, Piggy!

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    serial232  about 5 years ago

    If Patti’s would put some hair on pig, with his grasp of the English language and level of non-intellect, Pig could pass for A.O.C. Naw, Pig would be prettier.

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    Ray  about 5 years ago

    De pot callin’ de cattle black, mon.

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    rgcviper  about 5 years ago

    Well, Pig, you’re certainly more gooder than average with English, at least!

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    leopardglily  over 1 year ago

    That’s seriously the weirdest question ever though.

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