My father was in the National Guard, and one year his annual training was at New Cumberland Army Depot. He came back with a t-shirt for me to wear, which my friend’s mother took one look at and quipped “so he was in de pot for two weeks?”
high school English teacher accused me of something I was innocent of (that time) I said “It ain’t me.” she turned and glared and said “It isn’t I!” I said, “Well, it ain’t me neither.”
If Patti’s would put some hair on pig, with his grasp of the English language and level of non-intellect, Pig could pass for A.O.C. Naw, Pig would be prettier.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Pig’s teachers are thinking about changing their profession.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
What is Pig’s wortest subject?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago
No, Pig, it should be “de cattle.”
Kveldulf about 5 years ago
What is the singular of “cattle”? Serious question.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
It seems to me that Pig’s parents bribed the authorities for him to enter the school.
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
And I thought yesterday was stupid. This is surplus to stupid requirements
jvn about 5 years ago
Golf clap.
finkd about 5 years ago
Sounds like Pig is taking punning lessons from Pastis.
Arianne about 5 years ago
Demoralizing: watching Pig’s attempts at de moralizing.
jackhammer165 about 5 years ago
“How’s your grammar, Pig?” “Oh, she’s fine thanks….”
Breadboard about 5 years ago
That’s why they are called "Black Angus " …. Croc Power !
Batteries about 5 years ago
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”
Little Caesar about 5 years ago
“De dog jumped over defense, defeat before detail.”
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Nothing can save you from the grammar nazis now, Pig! Jump over de-fence and get scarce!
gr8fuldean about 5 years ago
Him english use well smart.
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
Depot pig needs a support pet; a cattle make him feel better.
Gent about 5 years ago
Good going, Pig. Let that colonial language have it!
dadoctah about 5 years ago
I are Englishing more better as anybody!
rgelder about 5 years ago
Trump University grad
SnowCritter about 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/RejrrkrRShM
scottartist creator about 5 years ago
When Pig finds out how ‘depot’ is replaced he’ll feel less smart.
asmbeers about 5 years ago
A quote from Mad Maxie the Dorkonaut.
Popcorn about 5 years ago
Pig,yer’ English teacher called…she is going to “su-ye!”
Ermine Notyours about 5 years ago
“I went to Home Depot to get some cattle manure.”
jmwe29 about 5 years ago
Boom. And that’s why I read Pearls!
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
Trouble with grammar he has.
Smart he is not.
Rose Madder Premium Member about 5 years ago
Has depot ever been pronounced the way Pastis is using it?
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
The depot you go, the cattle you get!
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
The answer to the English quiz is contained in the first panel.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
PIG is swearing bullets….RAT watches in glee
Old27F20 about 5 years ago
RUN Steph, RUN!!!! Rat’s in the shed lookin for the shovel!!
skipper1992 about 5 years ago
My father was in the National Guard, and one year his annual training was at New Cumberland Army Depot. He came back with a t-shirt for me to wear, which my friend’s mother took one look at and quipped “so he was in de pot for two weeks?”
Moonyea about 5 years ago
Come on people, why you making this difficult: the female is a Filet and the male is a Rib Eye! Yummie!
57BelAir about 5 years ago
I would have guessed Pig Latin.
bigal666 about 5 years ago
Pig and Trump had the same english teacher.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Pig looks a little the worse for wear. The last frame must be a Selfie.
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
Oh, graduate of Trump U ?
Jml58 about 5 years ago
Pig is still better in english than Larry.
Stream of conscience about 5 years ago
Cows
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is there no end to the barrel of puns from which Pastis dips deep daily?
ADNERB Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Snort”!!!!!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago
I coulen’t not never have not said it better misself!
oakie817 about 5 years ago
high school English teacher accused me of something I was innocent of (that time) I said “It ain’t me.” she turned and glared and said “It isn’t I!” I said, “Well, it ain’t me neither.”
jejsj about 5 years ago
Why?
dlsickels1959 about 5 years ago
cow
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
It ain’t not, Piggy!
serial232 about 5 years ago
If Patti’s would put some hair on pig, with his grasp of the English language and level of non-intellect, Pig could pass for A.O.C. Naw, Pig would be prettier.
Ray about 5 years ago
De pot callin’ de cattle black, mon.
rgcviper about 5 years ago
Well, Pig, you’re certainly more gooder than average with English, at least!
leopardglily over 1 year ago
That’s seriously the weirdest question ever though.