Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Three women were willing to marry Roland?

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    braindead Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ^ That’s why there are immigrants — there are some jobs so dirty, Americans won’t do them.

    Melania was an illegal, right?

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    Trump may have the hearts and lungs of a dragon, but it’s the flames of gas that come out of his ass that has the staff worried.

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    wcorvi  almost 5 years ago

    I suspect the lectures at Trump University were tweets.

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    awomanonwheels  almost 5 years ago

    Love Roland’s shoes and socks in panel three!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What’s TOTALLY FRIGHTENING is that NONE of those are really that far-fetched any longer! THAT’S how badly trump has screwed up America!!

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    Patrick Hunt Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Heh. I doubt 6’5" would be enough.

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    lars_doyle  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a comic strip! Duh! In case you can’t figure it out, it’s make believe.

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    GaryCooper  almost 5 years ago

    I think Donnie Two Scoops is gonna have to be officially eight feet tall to not be obese at his weight.

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    gantech  almost 5 years ago

    “Heart and lungs of a dragon”? You mean, he spews hot air and looks weird?

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    Lou  almost 5 years ago
    6’5"? They’re bringing the rack to the White House? I’m in!
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    Kilrwat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Following.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I suppose the upside with having a ‘personality’ instead of a ‘politician’ in the White House is that the comics pretty much are written for you. All you have to do is transcribe performance. Make hay while the sun shines guys. Thanks for the effort.

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    montessoriteacher  almost 5 years ago

    This was a great strip! Every panel is inspired. I do think it is rather obvious why Christie won’t be in the administration, though there was serious talk about this. Christie has a strong personality and wouldn’t fit in. He also had a big issue with the family of Jared Kushner, having put his father in prison. I am no fan of Trump or Christie, but I have heard that they have a history. Personally, I won’t be sad to be without the bumbler in chief. I would rather have someone boring and competent. I’m tired of waking up each day and remembering the words of that famous song, “I read the news today, oh boy.”

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    JR0602  almost 5 years ago

    … “we got the bubble headed bleach blond who comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye” … (Thanks Don Henley!)

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    PoppaBob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Time to hang up the pencil and take up golf, Trudeau. The “B” in Roland’s name must be for BORING! What a one-note strip! Can’t do anything but saw on the President! With 18 candidates for the Dems, there certainly must be some humor that Roland can find – or is that just too difficult? Oh, no, Trump is too easy of a target, or are liberals just not edible? I forgot, liberals don’t make fun of each other…

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    eric.franz.petras  almost 5 years ago

    Three married Trump, but only for the $. (Only reason Melania is hanging on).

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Trump is too stupid to get through life without fighting everyone all of the time.

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    cageywayne  almost 5 years ago

    I love it.

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    dook  almost 5 years ago

    Yawn, Trudeau is surely aiming for long-hanging fruit.

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “He has the breath and temperament of a dragon.”

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