Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 25, 2019

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    TexTech  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like he may not have the job much longer.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Pre-exit interview.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Uh-oh… I’ve been spotted!

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    “How many people work here?”

    “Oh, about half.”

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    Felix Raven Premium Member about 5 years ago

    - Since when you work here?- Since I was warned they were going to fire me.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 5 years ago

    Quick… Look busy!

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    My employer and I have an agreement. I pretend to work; they pretend to pay me.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    BURN!

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    dsom8  about 5 years ago

    She: How long have you been working here?He: Since the boss came back from lunch.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Rude awakening in the office….boink!

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    ouch

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This would’ve been perfect with a rim shot after her last comment!

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    flemmingo  about 5 years ago

    Thought this was The Born Loser?

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t there be a DMV sign in the office someplace?

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Let me re-phrase that, if you don’t start working, you don’t have the job.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Wally!

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    ScottHolman  about 5 years ago

    my wristwatch is working, does that count?

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    wardberger  about 5 years ago

    I have been employed here for 5 years, if you want me to work, you’ll have to pay me more.

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    Printer  about 5 years ago

    I work with a guy like that. No, I work next to a guy like that. No, there’s a guy that stands next to me. O forget it.

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    Printer  about 5 years ago

    I use to have a sign that read, “Any employee found dead in an upright position will be removed from the payroll.”

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    p_sully214  about 5 years ago

    HR Director: “How long have you been working her?”Employee response :“Ever since they threatened to fire me.”

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