You’re ahead of the game if you survive the commute to work.
Pig, well thought, although with all the things that happen in the world that goal is sometimes out of our control.
Pig, you’re ahead today. You woke up, got out of bed, and having a cup of coffee.
You could have discovered you were wrapped up in a blanket, stuffed with cheese, and baking in the oven.
After you survive today, sit and wonder what happened to the last twenty years.
In 1970, I was too young to fly to the moon and now I’m too old.
Pig, my friend, one way or another—even Gates and Bezos— are trying to do just that. You’re today’s realist!!! Good for you!
This is like Timmy Failure, only less Greatness
I can relate.
As we get older, our goals diminish. Right now, my goals include finishing the day wearing the same underwear I started with.
Briefly check news. Drink beer. Go back to bed.
So far you’ve survived from becoming bacon, Pig.
That’s at least my work day covered!
Taking naps helps.
It’s Monday, so yes.
Especially now that people are starting to shop for their Easter hams.
Let’s have a moment of silence for all those wild dreams that died a quite death in the battle of day-to-day existence.
As you get older, your goals become more realistic
Rephrase that as ‘Live in the moment’ and you’ll have all sorts of people praising your profundity.
Hits home.
Just stretch out on the hammock,and praise the day you didn’t become Ham Hocks!
All PIGS hopes and dreams fizzle to the basic instinct…survival
Pig’s got a point!
The one goal that I’ve accomplished so far for the past 31 years
Well, he could wind up as bacon any day, so………..
Eat. Pray. Love.
Everything in sight. For riches. All the hotties until your wife catches on.
“I believe I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage;
I found that just surviving was a noble fight"
—Billy Joel
I’ve survived long enough to read this. Think I’ll treat myself to a nap.
With maturity comes a transformation of your goals into something more attainable:
1. Be an asshole nut.
2. Make a million errors.
3. Write a grating memo.
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” (not sure if it applies to pigs…)
https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2019/03/25
Actually, most pigs can’t do that – American males love bacon!
Pig, an Adult now? Well, maybe aged bacon isn’t all bad. Don’t survive today, Pig. The eggs are waiting to join you for breakfast….
my goal is to try to sleep as long as possible
Soon your goal will be find toilet paper.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
You’re ahead of the game if you survive the commute to work.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Pig, well thought, although with all the things that happen in the world that goal is sometimes out of our control.
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
Pig, you’re ahead today. You woke up, got out of bed, and having a cup of coffee.
You could have discovered you were wrapped up in a blanket, stuffed with cheese, and baking in the oven.
Bilan about 5 years ago
After you survive today, sit and wonder what happened to the last twenty years.
sirbadger about 5 years ago
In 1970, I was too young to fly to the moon and now I’m too old.
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
Pig, my friend, one way or another—even Gates and Bezos— are trying to do just that. You’re today’s realist!!! Good for you!
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
This is like Timmy Failure, only less Greatness
blunebottle about 5 years ago
I can relate.
Otto Knowbetter about 5 years ago
As we get older, our goals diminish. Right now, my goals include finishing the day wearing the same underwear I started with.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Briefly check news. Drink beer. Go back to bed.
Gent about 5 years ago
So far you’ve survived from becoming bacon, Pig.
jackhammer165 about 5 years ago
That’s at least my work day covered!
Acworthless about 5 years ago
Taking naps helps.
tripwire45 about 5 years ago
It’s Monday, so yes.
aerotica69 about 5 years ago
Especially now that people are starting to shop for their Easter hams.
NobodyAwesome Premium Member about 5 years ago
Let’s have a moment of silence for all those wild dreams that died a quite death in the battle of day-to-day existence.
SusieB about 5 years ago
As you get older, your goals become more realistic
prrdh about 5 years ago
Rephrase that as ‘Live in the moment’ and you’ll have all sorts of people praising your profundity.
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Hits home.
Popcorn about 5 years ago
Just stretch out on the hammock,and praise the day you didn’t become Ham Hocks!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
All PIGS hopes and dreams fizzle to the basic instinct…survival
Al Nala about 5 years ago
Pig’s got a point!
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago
The one goal that I’ve accomplished so far for the past 31 years
dadlivonia about 5 years ago
Well, he could wind up as bacon any day, so………..
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Eat. Pray. Love.
Everything in sight. For riches. All the hotties until your wife catches on.
The Brooklyn Accent about 5 years ago
“I believe I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage;
I found that just surviving was a noble fight"
—Billy Joel
jvn about 5 years ago
I’ve survived long enough to read this. Think I’ll treat myself to a nap.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
With maturity comes a transformation of your goals into something more attainable:
1. Be an asshole nut.
2. Make a million errors.
3. Write a grating memo.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” (not sure if it applies to pigs…)
lcwakeman about 5 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2019/03/25
wellis1947 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Actually, most pigs can’t do that – American males love bacon!
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Pig, an Adult now? Well, maybe aged bacon isn’t all bad. Don’t survive today, Pig. The eggs are waiting to join you for breakfast….
TheRock 11 months ago
my goal is to try to sleep as long as possible
alantain 4 months ago
Soon your goal will be find toilet paper.