Swan Eaters by Georgia Dunn for March 15, 2019

Of course he did! Oh well, why break with tradition?

Time to try out the old venison-swan stew recipe.

I was just starting to wonder where he was in the last strip. Now, I know. (Should have known anyway).

NO! I’m picking up a pitchfork and joining the villagers on this one!

Aaaaannnnnddddd. . .Offal (blanks) it up again. Sigh. Maybe Winnie should hunt him next.

Offal, if the villagers start to catch up, guess who will be tossed out the back of the wagon?

Oh,crap!

Forget Turducken, we are going to have Swaenison tonight!

…I hope they grabbed the venison on their way out of town!…if there’s no room, they can leave Offal behind…

…anyway, the villagers had it coming to them…

Winnie could eat Offal.

Everyone is being kind of mean to Offal. He was trying to help. Then again, with a name like Offal, how could he help but to mess everything up.

In fairness, I am pretty sure that the villagers would have done this eventually. Even if they hadnt killed the swans.

Timing is everything and his sucks.

Literally laughed out loud. Now my wife is reading the back story…

So the Swans died of “foul play”?!

Hope it counts as “fast food” cause they’re going to need it.