Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 20, 2019

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 5 years ago

    “Eating fat kids.”

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Well, insulting Gary on his weight may be the last thing this kid says….chomp….slurp….aaaaaah!

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    pcolli  about 5 years ago

    Probably related to Leopold.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “Says the buck-toothed creepy little kid who dresses out of the dirty clothes hamper.”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I switched from drinking blood to eating donuts.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That’s because Gary’s the Pillsbury Doughvampire. A he he he!

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    Jim G Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s probably safe to say that the kid doesn’t have any mirrors in his house, either.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Once you turn your body stays the way it was.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    The Kid is right. Gary is a disgrace to the Vampire Legend.

    Gary, fewer donuts, more exercise!

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    Alien-X  about 5 years ago

    Kid, never taunt a vampire!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He doesn’t look anything like the vampires I’m used to: He never sparkles. Not even a little.

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