Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 21, 2019

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    jasonsnakelover  about 5 years ago

    That’s one way to hold them.

    Take care and may God bless.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Awwww, ….. Tender Moment !

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “I’d like a pizza to go. ……………………………………”

    “No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name ‘Danger’”

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    amethyst52 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Aww! Everybody needs a hug now and then.

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    JohnFarson19  about 5 years ago

    “Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads…”

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Hold the anchovies, just for the halibut!

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    ACK! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “No anchovies, please.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRYfN1n7nGw

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 5 years ago

    I am SO disappointed. I was looking forward to today’s Purim gag. Maybe I’ll check out Rhymes With Orange.

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    Sumpin awful fishy about this one…

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Puns galore… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago

    hold me, hold me, never let me go until you’ve told me, told me what I want to know

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    Diat60  about 5 years ago

    Anchovies are much tastier after they’ve been hugged. Something about endorphins or something.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    Pizza to the right.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Mark must have been floundering for todays joke.

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    NaturLvr  about 5 years ago

    Awww, that’s so cute…I love anchovies, too…on pizza, stuffed in olives, Caesar salad…

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’d rather hug them, than EAT them!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That is actually very sweet!

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    Sensei Le Roof  about 5 years ago

    Awwwwwww… this one’s kinda sweet.

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    Printer  about 5 years ago

    Snowflakes. So sad.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Words never spoken by me.

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    Mary Finelli  about 5 years ago

    Science has shown that fish feel. We should feel for them – with our hearts not our hands! http://www.FishFeel.org

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    Souris Voleur  almost 5 years ago

    Awwww.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Aww

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    FrostbiteFalls  almost 2 years ago

    Leo Bus-scaly-a.

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