Close to Home by John McPherson for March 15, 2019

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    baddawg1989  about 5 years ago

    Don’t give those cheapskates any ideas…

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    Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If she’s lucky, she’ll get bleeb.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Sure. Why not. This is a great concept. Maybe a trap door on the couch too.

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    docforbin  about 5 years ago

    And this is why I avoid “un-reality” TV and watch great classic TV shows on MeTV, GetTV and Decades (though not on TV Land anymore since they decided to show unfunny “original” crap like “Teachers” and “Impastor”).

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    But where do you get those giant coins to put into the bubble gum Batchelor machine?

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    Nate England  about 5 years ago

    That looks like it hurts! Broken heart, broken dome, and a rib, a leg…

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    Smokie  about 5 years ago

    Sure beats “Married At First Sight”. Was that show dumb or what?

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    rbullfogg  about 5 years ago

    Sounds more like an ABC show

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    Amra Leo  about 5 years ago

    I’m pulling for her to get Bleeb. Might not be the best bachelor, but he sure is different than all the rest…

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    flemmingo  about 5 years ago

    Stupid reality shows! All end up like the others and like evening news . Dramatic!!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What about the ones that hit the floor – still good?

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    comixbomix  about 5 years ago

    It’ll blow up in their face…

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    Be on the very top or very bottom; in between sucks.

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    DaBoogadie  about 5 years ago

    Rumble, rumble, rumble … Darwin trying to comfortable.

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    kodj kodjin  about 5 years ago

    The 6ft,6in guy gets doubled over and gets caught up in the chute and they have to pull him out with baby delivery forceps and he comes out damaged and is discarded.

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    Andylit Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Not sure if it is available anywhere, but if it is you MUST rent “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance”.

    6 episodes, funniest rigged “reality” show I’ve ever seen.

    She is promised $250k with another $250k to her family if she successfully marries the guy who is also getting paid big bucks. The idea is that they have to convince everyone in their families that are really in love.

    They bring both families to this posh mansion to meet and greet and get ready for the expensive wedding. I don’t recall how they explain the cameras to the families, but it flies.

    Problem is that the groom and his “family” are all actors. The bride doesn’t know it. He plays big obnoxious doofus to the absolute hilt. His “family” is borderline psychotic.

    Nothing violent, nothing sexual, just cringing embarrassment and lunacy from start to finish.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 5 years ago

    I think socializing on the social media is to socializing what reality TV is to reality.

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