Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 12, 2019

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    Allergic to tannin and nuts

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    coratelli  about 5 years ago

    LOL!

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    She seemed to have an inflated opinion of herself, anyway!

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    Yontrop  about 5 years ago

    Allergic to the fragrance of cheap wine.

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    loridobson Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Au de Bourbon

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    naplllp  about 5 years ago

    Oh, Spongebob…why???

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    Egrayjames  about 5 years ago

    Babes often smile before they throw up…..especially those only a few months old.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    looks like someone is going to have to get some allergy medicine!~

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, that is easily fixable if you ever get a chance for a ‘do over’.

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    LeeCox  about 5 years ago

    This is why I stopped wearing cologne, aftershave, and body spray more than 25 years ago!

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    El Cobbo Grande  about 5 years ago

    That last item was a relationship killer !

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    Depending what she looked like before, this could be his lucky break

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I thought it was Miss Popcorn from Adventure Time…

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    Saturday's Child  about 5 years ago

    She looks like cotton candy.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And she works at perfume counter at Macys.

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    Airbender  about 5 years ago

    Let me guess, “Bay Rum”?

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