Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 14, 2019

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    Averagemoe  about 5 years ago

    Yo’ unicorn so skinny, I shook her hoof and got a paper cut.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 5 years ago

    “She’s so self-absorbed, she made SpongeBob SquarePants jealous!”

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    mistie710  about 5 years ago

    She’s so self absorbed, she puts Charmin to shame!

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    I’m waiting for “Mr. Warmth”, Don Rickles.

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    codycab  about 5 years ago

    Marigold is so self-absorbed, she’s the “quicker picker upper”!

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    L Ron Pony  about 5 years ago

    LSH’s comments about this ‘roast’ ought to be… interesting.

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    BiggerNate91  about 5 years ago

    I was looking forward to this…

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    amaneaux  about 5 years ago

    Oh, c’mon, Phoebe. You can’t come up with something about Marigold getting her horn stuck in a tree?

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    mistie710  about 5 years ago

    Mmmm! Roasted unicorn! :9

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    Mythfan Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Marigold gets her horn stuck in trees so often that when Ents see her coming they run away and hide.

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    craigwestlake  about 5 years ago

    Only SpongeBob can be self-absorbed…

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