Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 20, 2019

If at first you don’t succeed…. you’re probably doing it wrong.

If at first you don’t succeed…you’ll never skydive again.

If at first you don’t succeed…. try 2 more times so that your failure will be statistically significant.

" Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result "

If at first you don’t succeed…..try and find a new girlfriend.

My ma used to say, If at first you don’t succeed, get the instructions out of the wastebasket and read them.

If at first, you don’t fricassee, fry, fry a hen.

If you don’t ever succeed, become a White House advisor.

Or a local weathercaster in Western PA.

or a newsreporter!!

If at first, you don’t succeed – lie about it !

Or, an influencer.

Kind of like a Las Vegas residency for washed up rockers.

If you continue to not succeed, you’re probably best suited to be a weather person.

So true.