Larry gets it either way. If he tells the truth he gets to sleep in the dog house. If he lies and says the dress doesn’t make her butt look too big, she’ll accuse him of not being honest.;-D
I haven’t seen the crocs for a while, but doesn’t Mrs Croc (Patty?) usually go as unclothed as the rest of them? She must have put on the skirt for no other reason than to set this trap for poor Larry.
How about “You know what, it does. Do you want me to take it back for you and exchange it for the next size down?” (Do NOT pause between the two sentences!)
Once they start walking around in a new outfit, make yourself scarce. Just head out the door yelling " I’m going to put gas in the car." And don’t come back for a few hours. hopefully you’ll have a full tank and she’ll be off to where ever she was going, or laying another trap. The only winning move in the Kobayashi Maru is not to play. (See how I mixed up my scifi there?)
Let’s show some appreciation for the crocs here. Larry has taken the fall and given the answer we’ve all wanted to respond with. You inspire us, Larry!
In my small insignificant opinion (and as a female) if someone asks this question the deserve a “yes” answer! Besides, clothes are almost never the reason ones backside looks big.
It’s practically an epidemic around here! —Staci and Cartoon-Boy, and now Patty and Larry. Pretty soon some clever-minded PBS entrepreneur will start offering porches specifically designed for sleeping (with all the amenities)!
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Cold nights are rough on reptiles.
LeeCox about 5 years ago
Ooh, Larry — definitely the wrong answer!
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago
Crocs are back, YEAH! Croc sleeping on the stoop, I think Stephan empathises.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Be thankful you’re alive, Larry.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago
Larry dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Just stop at panel 1.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Larry may even hibernate throughout the night.
Robin Harwood about 5 years ago
Wrong answer. But is there a right one?
jvn about 5 years ago
“Of all the animals, Man is the only one who lies.” —Mark Twain
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago
What if you said, “Yes, it does make your sweet little butt look big, send it back.” Would a guy get away with that?
cdgar about 5 years ago
Life with a dose of reality. Open mouth, insert foot.
Baarorso about 5 years ago
Larry gets it either way. If he tells the truth he gets to sleep in the dog house. If he lies and says the dress doesn’t make her butt look too big, she’ll accuse him of not being honest.;-D
hariseldon59 about 5 years ago
Some men like women with big butts.
Cat Hammer about 5 years ago
Is this a scene from “Life of Pastis”?
Ontman about 5 years ago
The truth certainly set him free.
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
Stupid idea
HeckleMeElmo about 5 years ago
There’s only one way he could have made this worse:
“No, it’s the other way around”.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
So Larry’s wife knows Opal Pickle …… Croc Power !
ekw555 about 5 years ago
that beer is not making him any smarter!
dlkrueger33 about 5 years ago
Non-committal: “It makes you look SEXY”. Let her draw her own conclusions.
mail2jbl about 5 years ago
I’d say I’m sorry for you, Larry, but I’m not. You did it to yourself. Next time, just stop at the word “No”.
jackhammer165 about 5 years ago
Maybe a careful “You look great in that skirt” might’ve worked?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Hey Pastis….more ZEBA and CROCS please!
Gent about 5 years ago
If only he knew how to butter her up.
8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83 about 5 years ago
And there is underwear being sold with padded butts.
YippiKiAyMofo about 5 years ago
Honesty is seldom the best policy.
SusieB about 5 years ago
If you have to ask, I think you know the answer yourself….
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
I haven’t seen the crocs for a while, but doesn’t Mrs Croc (Patty?) usually go as unclothed as the rest of them? She must have put on the skirt for no other reason than to set this trap for poor Larry.
jonesbeltone about 5 years ago
YEA! Croc’s! Just pretend you are camping, Larry. That is what I always tell myself.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 5 years ago
Two steps up from the dumpster where he belongs…
nosirrom about 5 years ago
PAGC
serial232 about 5 years ago
He should have said that she has a Kardashian butt.
Birohazard about 5 years ago
There is NEVER a correct answer to that question. NE-VER!
jessegooddog about 5 years ago
Yea for the crocs!
PrairieDog37 about 5 years ago
The correct answer is in the first panel. It stops there.
ItaliaNicholas about 5 years ago
I thought that “honesty is the best policy” in any relationship…
rshive about 5 years ago
Subtlety is not Larry’s strong suit.
Popcorn about 5 years ago
Deflect…always deflect…like: I smell gas,did you turn the stove off?!
alexius23 about 5 years ago
Your butt is big….only is a sexy way…
Greyhame about 5 years ago
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where’d you get those shoes? I think they’re pretty lame
Would you stop talking ‘cause I’m trying to watch the game
If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don’t say to your wife
Al Nala about 5 years ago
Larry’s middle name is “Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest”.
webman3802 about 5 years ago
This Public Service Announcement brought to you by Pearls Before Swine!
webman3802 about 5 years ago
How about “You know what, it does. Do you want me to take it back for you and exchange it for the next size down?” (Do NOT pause between the two sentences!)
Blot about 5 years ago
ALL RIGHT! LOVE LARRY AND HIS BEER! KEEP ’EM COMING! THANKS!
rwstyles1234 about 5 years ago
I think that you are supposed to reassure her that her ass looks just fine. If she wants an honest opinion, she can ask one of her friends.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Larry will NEVER learn! LMAO!
richdell about 5 years ago
Tell her “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
InuYugiHakusho about 5 years ago
Is tough being not smart.
hmvanyel about 5 years ago
Once they start walking around in a new outfit, make yourself scarce. Just head out the door yelling " I’m going to put gas in the car." And don’t come back for a few hours. hopefully you’ll have a full tank and she’ll be off to where ever she was going, or laying another trap. The only winning move in the Kobayashi Maru is not to play. (See how I mixed up my scifi there?)
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Junk in the trunk.
rugeirn about 5 years ago
Look how generous she was! She gave him a sleeping bag!
gigagrouch about 5 years ago
“Not enough to make much difference…”
driller about 5 years ago
I’m surprised that he wasn’talso bloodied and bruised while sleeping on the porch…
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 5 years ago
CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Me never see lizard in cold, snow, or cold, but lots in Cancun and Jamaica.
dzeeba41 about 5 years ago
More crocks, more zebus
dzeeba41 about 5 years ago
OOPS. mis spelled zeeba
Rose Madder Premium Member about 5 years ago
So crocs are stupid – even amongst their own kind/species.
Inahastation(eye nuh ha station) about 5 years ago
Let’s show some appreciation for the crocs here. Larry has taken the fall and given the answer we’ve all wanted to respond with. You inspire us, Larry!
Seed_drill about 5 years ago
Larry’s sleeping bag looks like his wife’s wighat.
BrianFletcher about 5 years ago
YAY! The crocs are finally back!
Nobody_Important about 5 years ago
In my small insignificant opinion (and as a female) if someone asks this question the deserve a “yes” answer! Besides, clothes are almost never the reason ones backside looks big.
Wichita1.0 about 5 years ago
NOT a ‘thinking species’.
Alexander the Good Enough about 5 years ago
Now THAT is a perjury trap!
No further comment: https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk
oakie817 about 5 years ago
Henny Youngman 1968
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
Is that a butt?…..with 2 T’s
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago
Larry, you mouth look big because it is big!
Bookworm about 5 years ago
Truly a situation of “Don’t ask. Don’t tell.”
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Always be honest – what could possibly go wrong?
todyoung about 5 years ago
A response I saw in another ’toon was, “Do I look stupid?”
pchemcat about 5 years ago
Never ask a question if you are not willing to hear the truth to it.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 5 years ago
If you can’t recognize a loaded question maybe you shouldn’t get into conversations.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
It’s practically an epidemic around here! —Staci and Cartoon-Boy, and now Patty and Larry. Pretty soon some clever-minded PBS entrepreneur will start offering porches specifically designed for sleeping (with all the amenities)!
lindz.coop Premium Member about 5 years ago
Crocs is best…
LJZ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Occam’s razor says you should have quit after “no”!
washatkc Premium Member about 5 years ago
Right answer is…I love that sweet round booty baby
Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member about 5 years ago
Strange question: Do crocodiles have butts?
ZeebraNeighbor over 4 years ago
If she didn’t want an answer, she shouldn’t have asked. This is one great example to just stay single.
Sirhic_nab over 3 years ago
Oof wrong answer
Die Barney over 3 years ago
Oh no… He said is in crocese wrong! It is supposed to be ees!
NoobSkate36 over 3 years ago
Oh, larry
alantain 5 months ago
That’s what happens when you answer a loaded question. You get your @#$ shot off.