I drink coffee all day long. Black. Who wants all the calories from the creamer and sugar? Besides, if the coffee is GREAT, black tastes amazing. And (in my humble opinion), the way it was meant to be enjoyed.
Coffee: The Bean of My Existence. Dark roast with heavy cream & a little Splenda (a concession to diabetes). And hafcaf, so I can have a 20-oz. mug & not shake myself apart.
Oh, and decaf with a shot of Frangelico & a generous topping of fresh whipped cream is all the dessert I’ll ever need!
I use dark roast coffee…not going to mention brand, i’m not going to give free advertising….and make it strong, 5 scoops instead of 3….strong enough to make your pubic hair stand on end…
LeeCox about 5 years ago
Trevor’s THAT guy at parties, isn’t he? eyeroll
Hello Sweetie about 5 years ago
My coffee has notes of dragon scales and unicorn dreams with just a hint of coffee snob tears.
Bilan about 5 years ago
Is there any coffee in that hazelnut acidic musk syrup?
pauljmsn about 5 years ago
My coffee has strong hints of tea or cocoa, depending. (Never was a coffee drinker.)
Argythree about 5 years ago
First time I’ve cheered for Brewster…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
The space station should get some Yuban coffee. If the Coffee Snob complains, Yuban him.
Tigressy about 5 years ago
I don’t know what I’d do if that happened to me before my cup of coffee in the morning… Why did Trevor’s shirt turn red all of a sudden?
dlkrueger33 about 5 years ago
I drink coffee all day long. Black. Who wants all the calories from the creamer and sugar? Besides, if the coffee is GREAT, black tastes amazing. And (in my humble opinion), the way it was meant to be enjoyed.
Gent about 5 years ago
No thanks. I’ll continue drinking tea.
Stocky One about 5 years ago
My coffee tastes like it came out of a civet’s butt!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
I can’t even walk into a room where I smell hazelnut.
Nuliajuk about 5 years ago
It’s hot, it’s wet, it has caffeine in it. That’s all I need.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sorry, can’t relate. Haven’t had a cup of coffee in over 45 YEARS!!!
YippiKiAyMofo about 5 years ago
I like my coffee black, like my heart.
trainnut1956 about 5 years ago
Liquid.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I gagged on “syrupy mouth feel…”
carlzr about 5 years ago
Notice how wide this guy’s eyes are. He has been sampling too much of his designer coffee.
gantech about 5 years ago
I drink tea.
Greyhame about 5 years ago
“I like my coffee as I like my women, blonde and sweet.”
I like my coffee hot and black, I have no idea what that means.
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
I still say “space him!”
Ray*C about 5 years ago
I like my coffee like I like my women: strong and bitter.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
Could it be that Jeff the Cyclist somehow ended up here?
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Coffee flavored
DaBoogadie about 5 years ago
Haven’t gone Nuclear…still testing…
WoodstockJack about 5 years ago
How’s the coffee?
“Rhinoceros bile” springs to mind.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Hot.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
In a mug made of Unobtainium…
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
And his line of bogus crap makes just as much sense as the lines of bogus crap that “Wine Snobs” spew!
richdell about 5 years ago
The first cup of coffee in the morning doesn’t have to taste good. It just has to work.
bxclent Premium Member about 5 years ago
and that is why i do not go to Starbucks !
oakie817 about 5 years ago
ka-coffee
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 5 years ago
“Uncomplicated.”
anomalous4 about 5 years ago
Coffee: The Bean of My Existence. Dark roast with heavy cream & a little Splenda (a concession to diabetes). And hafcaf, so I can have a 20-oz. mug & not shake myself apart.
Oh, and decaf with a shot of Frangelico & a generous topping of fresh whipped cream is all the dessert I’ll ever need!
montylc2001 about 5 years ago
I use dark roast coffee…not going to mention brand, i’m not going to give free advertising….and make it strong, 5 scoops instead of 3….strong enough to make your pubic hair stand on end…
pcolli about 5 years ago
Just roast and grind the beans and pour hot water on them….. I’ll add the milk and sugar.
blakerl about 5 years ago
Someone here has had too much coffee.
Jml58 about 5 years ago
I prefer my coffee irish. Unfortunately I rarely get that way.
bakana about 5 years ago
Syrupy Mouthfeel?
So, he likes drinking Karo Syrup with Caffeine in it?
bakana about 5 years ago
Is Trevor the one who’s been stealing the Beans off the coffee bush Ivanova hid in the station’s Hydroponic Garden?