Herman by Jim Unger for March 13, 2019

The ideal waitress.

The ideal child minder, too. :D

Surely she is a goddess of India.

She’s a natural.

She was made for this job.

She was a prodigy.

And boy does she rake in the tips!

I see that the Starbucks cloning program had a few mistakes along the way to developing the perfect barista.

At least there’s always Waffle House.

Rachael Rae.

You should see her on a set of congas.

Plenty of service … and the lip to go with it !

This must be the MIB cafe!

To be really good, you need 2 plates on each arm plus the one in the hand, but do need one of the arms/hands to have only one plate. So that is 10 plates to carry. Your food is cold by the time she gives you the 10th plate.

That is two pairs.

I only wish I had an extra couple of arms.

Better living with mutation.

Then hold the chicken between your knees…

Once that waitress gets to slappin ya’, you’re in real trouble.

I told ya’ her name is Sheila, not Shiva!

“But I ordered the invisible pie!”

remember when Spider-Man grew extra arms in the ’70’s?