Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 13, 2019

She should start talking about career changes about now. Including her own.

That’s the wardrobe mistress’ problem.

Recall Adam! Request rendition – extraordinary, if necessary!

Perhaps a little less aggressive training to start with. Lets hum for a bit.

Let’s rest while the teacher tries to think of a way out of this!

Time to get the bucket so at least she can carry a tune!

Let’s see. She can’t hit a note if she was standing next to the sheet music and holding a big hammer. Yep! Perfect qualifications for being a pop-star.

That’s frightening. So frightening that I think anyone listening would need a costume change.

Maybe she could specialize by taking silent parts.

Kids learn by imitating. The teacher should sing a soft, steady note and have Katy try to duplicate it. It always helps to know what is expected.

A tape recorder would also help. (And yes, I know that’s an old fashioned term, but I can’t keep up anymore.)

I was thinking of unrealistic expectations. But then I wondered, which one has the unrealistic expectations?

you are dreaming Miss…either you surrender or you are STUCK!

“Um, yes, you’re right. Now, where is that paper bag?”

OK, let’s see how you are at lip syncing.

“We’re going to introduce you to Autotune….”

“Singing all day, singing ’bout nothing,”

Wow! No self-esteem problems there.

Sounds like her voice could be improved by gargling with Draino…

She needs to show Katy what it must sound like. Otherwise she has no real guide.