WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 07, 2019

Pubs have been trying to do the same with abortion ever since RvW.

As if the smoker could even run, let alone do the course.

Wish it had been this way in 1967, when I started smoking. I quit in 1978!

What if they want to buy a 32 ounce soda?

where’s the watchtower with trigger-happy machine gunners?

Cigarettes will kill you eventually, but you can die faster trying to buy them ……

Hurrying the inevitable.

This is still still safer than smoking. You can guess that I’m reformed.

I wish I still had some friends left that smoked that I could send this to. They have all quit…or died.

Seems way to easy. Let them earn their Darwin awards a bit more quickly.

Or have a conservative opinion…

Oh no! That won’t work. Too many people will be growing old and we all know old people fart a lot. We can’t have all that farting going on now can we.

Yay sharks! Go get’im boys!

It not tuff enough, need more obstacle like quick sand and bears.

Hope he remembered his I.D. !!