Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 05, 2019

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    40 days of quiet coming up, though.

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Tomorrow Blaine buys a new mower.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A timely pun.

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    Robert C. Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’ll quiet down by Mercredi…

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Where’s my mower? Sorry, I lent it out to the neighbor!

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Sometimes the grass grows so fast that I swear I can hear it laughing at me….

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Where are the beads….seriously? =~}

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      about 5 years ago

    What he needs is a weed wacker.

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    Be all right if it was in English…

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The Mardi Grass is growing in his Gumby Garden.

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    Diat60  about 5 years ago

    Where’s a shovel when you need one?

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    “Hey, it’s Fat Tuesday grab a Paczki.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m giving up moderation for lent. Again.

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    tbubble  about 5 years ago

    Should have planted bluegrass.

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    stamps  about 5 years ago

    But only on Tuesdays.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    The Old Goat should get out there and begin a munchin.

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  about 5 years ago

    That’s a very funny comic. Thanks Mr. Parisi.

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    Widdershins  about 5 years ago

    Bwhahahaha! :D

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