The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for February 19, 2019

You’d rather we judge you by your actions? That’s going to be murder on your sense of self-esteem.

So few people are willing to risk a part of themselves by accepting a stranger.

They are still sensitive about it, but all chainsaw manufacturing is made or owned overseas.

Doctor: (Suttering) well, I’d NEVER do that!