Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 26, 2019

What, don’t they have premium dark?

Leaving the hatch open on your ship helps vacuum out the trash.

looks like it is pretty pricy!

I doubt if far advanced civilizations need any sort of fuel to travel.

Must be the Dark Ages.

I wonder if their fuel is chock full of corn oil?

Does that convenience store sell dark ale???

Dark Energy was the free unlimited power source that Nikola Tesla was working on before the Company took him out to preserve their source of income.

One seater saucer? Don’t aliens have families?

There don’t have any unleaded dark matter.

What about larger vehicles? Do they go to dilithium crystal stations?

I prefer zero point energy.