Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 27, 2019

Blanch, a baby? That frog besides being enchanted has to be blind.

She’s had a bad experience already, I bet! I remember Broom Hilda turning a prince back into a frog because he wandered after promising her marriage!

I didn’t know that they had flying frogs in the Kingdom of Id.

Toad-kissing? JUST SAY NO!!

So they have metoo in id as well?

You were fine. She just doesn’t think it should be easy being green.

I don’t know why someone as unattractive as she is would react that way to helping a frog become a prince.

“kick”? I think they meant more “Whap!”

Oz has flying monkeys. And a much worse sanitation problem.

Maybe she just misunderstood what he asked.

That is a much better response than whining to the media months later.

He got kicked to Kingdom Come…..

Guess she didn’t hop to it.

Blanche are you sure that is not the Wiz???

The frog of ID will never become a prince.

She should have gone for it. I’m guessing she doesn’t get too many offers…

I toad him that was not a good line

It won’t work, pal, she is no princess.

Do you actually want a kiss from her? She is like a toad with warts.

#ribbit

If a pig could love a frog anything’s possible.

The end for the fairy tales.