The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 08, 2022

A young woman was married and had twelve children before her husband died.

However, she was soon married again and had seven more children. Sadly, her second husband died. She remarried and this time had five more children. Alas, worn out by constant childbearing, she died.

At her funeral the preacher prayed to God for this woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply”.

In his final eulogy, he noted, “Thank you Lord, they’re finally together.”

One of the mourners thought about this and whispered to the stranger standing next to him by the graveside: “That was beautiful. But which husband was he referring to: the first, second or third husband?”

“None of them. He was talking about her legs.”