The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 21, 2019

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    stev0  over 4 years ago

    Everyone is celebrating Lutefisk Saturday!

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    Newzy Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Lutefisk all round!(please, no corduroy. Thigh rubbing may set pants afire.)

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    And now, it’s time for your most awaited show… The Tale of the Giant Frog Creature from Outer Space!

    (Ep #71) :

    Kermit the hermit frog visits Brekk. Brekk is now discharged from the Well Well Hospital and he’s back in his quarters. Although the doctors have forbid him, he’s still drinking a bit, if not, as much as before.

    “Brekk, you need to let some things go”, says Kermit the hermit, “I know what you’ve been through, and it’s not easy. But an illustrious soldier such as yourself…”

    “I don’t need any sermons from you or anyone else”, interrupts Brekk, "I don’t mean no offense, but cut the nonsense out and get to the point, will ya?”

    “Okay, Brekk, since you put it that way, let me say that Corporal, no wait, he was Commander before he died, Corey was a nice young frog, a brave and selfless person who would risk his life for others or for a cause. He is a martyr who laid his life for the frogs and this Planet Bribbitt itself. I saved his life once when he was trapped in the Scorpion jungle near my hideout in the mountains. He had saved your life on Planet Diptera during the first giant mosquito attack that the frogs faced.

    Now, coming to the point, what I’d like to say here is, you military frogs and the bugs are always plotting to attack and destroy the giant mosquitoes by various means. But have you ever tried to think like a giant mosquito, in their point of view?"

    “Think in what point of view?” quips Brekk, “they’re a bunch of bloodsucking fiends who are he’ll bent on destroying everything in their paths. What other point of view do they have?”

    “You seem to forget, Brekk”, says Kermit the hermit, “the bugs are quite smart, but centuries of peace has dumbed you frogs down. Have you not noticed this yourself that the giant mosquitoes are attracted to heat emissions? The way they attacked during your rebellion war against the imperial frog troops? The way they attacked during te fireworks show at Toadstool, the capital of Toadlands?”

    “Well I know tha

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